Buy back your attention for $9.
Two plans. No trials. No gimmicks. Cancel whenever.
Enough for a few newsletters a week — school updates, your favorite Substacks, the occasional corporate memo that deserves it.
For the person who forwards everything. Every newsletter, every all-hands recap, every HOA threat.
What happens after checkout
1. Stripe handles checkout
Stripe hosts the subscription checkout and billing details.
2. Roast provisions your account
Roast provisions or resumes your account after the webhook lands.
3. You get a sign-in link
The success page polls for readiness, then sends the sign-in link to the same email.
4. Onboarding or dashboard
New accounts land in onboarding. Returning accounts open the app shell.
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